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thwiptom:

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

turing-tested:

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

bluebirdbluebell:

beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”